A brief list of "you look like" gay jokes I have used or would use for MFK

[Papa Joe Stalin]

Every item on the list is prefaced by an invisible "you look like" that I don't keep writing to spare myself. Some of them are too good and I don't wanna wait till the next time I argue with him to have an opportunity to use them. A few of them I heard them elsewhere, but most of them I came up with myself.

• A rich kid who just came back from buying a million-dollar dildo
• An orphan boy who was adopted by and is the sexual slave of an Ethiopian prince
• A homosexual taxi cab
• The executive co-chair of the national teenage fan club of Ricky Martin
• A GTA mob boss's twinkie gay song
• The new character from the Pride Month special episode of Sesame Street
• The Netflix adaptation of Emperor Nero's marriage to an ephebe
• A gay alien with an anal blaster instead of a ray gun
• Roger from American Dad
• Gingerbread Man from Shrek
• You can smell cheese with your ass and tell how old it is
• The gayest knight in King Louie's court
• Planet of the Apes, the Broadway musical
• The San Francisco college student nephew of Magilla Gorilla
• The next season's winner of RuPaul's Drag Race
• A professional dildo tester for a living
• A background dancer in a Village People music video
• The Apprentice season winner if it were hosted by RuPaul
• You descend from the alien family that founded the Milky Way and named the galaxy after your ass
• Steven Universe's girlfriend after he left her and she became a lesbian
• You dressed as your mother's dildo for Halloween (this one is in reference to a photo where he's wearing a hoodie)
• Kamala Harris' strap-on
• Elliott Page in blackface
• A Michael Jackson victim
• You're wearing that hoodie to hide your transition scars (again in reference to the hoodie photo)

Something something. Feel free to suggest. There's more I can't think of right now.

 

[Muttcel Foid Killer]

Every item on the list is prefaced by an invisible "you look like" that I don't keep writing to spare myself. Some of them are too good and I don't wanna wait till the next time I argue with him to have an opportunity to use them. A few of them I heard them elsewhere, but most of them I came up with myself.

• A rich kid who just came back from buying a million-dollar dildo
• An orphan boy who was adopted by and is the sexual slave of an Ethiopian prince
• A homosexual taxi cab
• The executive co-chair of the national teenage fan club of Ricky Martin
• A GTA mob boss's twinkie gay song
• The new character from the Pride Month special episode of Sesame Street
• The Netflix adaptation of Emperor Nero's marriage to an ephebe
• A gay alien with an anal blaster instead of a ray gun
• Roger from American Dad
• Gingerbread Man from Shrek
• You can smell cheese with your ass and tell how old it is
• The gayest knight in King Louie's court
• Planet of the Apes, the Broadway musical
• The San Francisco college student nephew of Magilla Gorilla
• The next season's winner of RuPaul's Drag Race
• A professional dildo tester for a living
• A background dancer in a Village People music video
• The Apprentice season winner if it were hosted by RuPaul
• You descend from the alien family that founded the Milky Way and named the galaxy after your ass
• Steven Universe's girlfriend after he left her and she became a lesbian
• You dressed as your mother's dildo for Halloween (this one is in reference to a photo where he's wearing a hoodie)
• Kamala Harris' strap-on
• Elliott Page in blackface
• A Michael Jackson victim
• You're wearing that hoodie to hide your transition scars (again in reference to the hoodie photo)

Something something. Feel free to suggest. There's more I can't think of right now.

way too much time on your hands

 

[Papa Joe Stalin]

• Brokeback Mountain, the Atlanta high school play

 

[TalesFromDaBasement]

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[Monocel]

Some of these are very specific...

 

[Papa Joe Stalin]

Some of these are very specific...

That's what makes them funny. I think so anyway.

 

[Papa Joe Stalin]

• The only gay guy in Wakanda
• You own a dildo made out of vibranium

 

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