I am the monster that children are afraid of under the bed, I am the grotesque creature that roams the night, I do not even consider myself human anymore. I am too ugly to exist. In the old days they would’ve thrown me off a cliff as a baby to spare me from this life of misery, but instead, I was allowed to live out my days in perpetual torment and agony. Too weak to end it all myself.
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