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"As quoted by Eisler,[26]:393–394,414–415 both Hierosolymitanus and John of Damascus claim that "the Jew Josephus" described Jesus as having had connate eyebrows with googly eyes and being long-faced, crooked and well-grown. In a letter of certain bishops to the Emperor Theophilus, Jesus's height is described as 3 cubits (four foot six), which was also the opinion of Ephrem Syrus (320–379 AD): "God took human form and appeared in the form of three human ells (cubits); he came down to us small of stature." Theodore of Mopsuestia likewise claimed that the appearance of Christ was smaller than that of the children of Jacob (Israel). In the apocryphal Lentulus letter, Jesus is described as having had a reddish complexion, matching Muslim traditions in this respect. Jesus's prediction that he would be taunted "Physician, heal yourself"[31] may suggest that Jesus was indeed physically deformed ("crooked" or hunch-backed), as claimed in the early Christian texts listed above. Justin Martyr, Tertullian, and Ambrose considered lack of physical attractiveness in Jesus as fulfilling the messianic prophecy Suffering Servant narrative of Isaiah 53.[32]

This part is very interesting: lack of physical attractiveness in Jesus as fulfilling the messianic prophecy

Those ancients already knew it about the Blackpill. They knew it that tall chads are treated with respect, while ugly manlets are treated like garbage. Also, the fact that Jesus was short, shows that God knows that short men came in the world to suffer.

 

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"As quoted by Eisler,[26]:393–394,414–415 both Hierosolymitanus and John of Damascus claim that "the Jew Josephus" described Jesus as having had connate eyebrows with goodly eyes and being long-faced, crooked and well-grown. In a letter of certain bishops to the Emperor Theophilus, Jesus's height is described as 3 cubits (four foot six), which was also the opinion of Ephrem Syrus (320–379 AD): "God took human form and appeared in the form of three human ells (cubits); he came down to us small of stature." Theodore of Mopsuestia likewise claimed that the appearance of Christ was smaller than that of the children of Jacob (Israel). In the apocryphal Lentulus letter, Jesus is described as having had a reddish complexion, matching Muslim traditions in this respect. Jesus's prediction that he would be taunted "Physician, heal yourself"[31] may suggest that Jesus was indeed physically deformed ("crooked" or hunch-backed), as claimed in the early Christian texts listed above. Justin Martyr, Tertullian, and Ambrose considered lack of physical attractiveness in Jesus as fulfilling the messianic prophecy Suffering Servant narrative of Isaiah 53.[32]

This part is very intersting: lack of physical attractiveness in Jesus as fulfilling the messianic prophecy

Those ancients already knew it about the Blackpill. They knew it that tall chads are treated with respect, while ugly manlets are treated like garbage. Also, the fact that Jesus was short, shows that God knows that short men came in the world to suffer.

ovER for martyrcels

 

[ragemaxxed]

In the Greek, the main subject of the sentence is Zacchaeus ("Ζακχαῖος" which is nomitive masculine singluar, meaning he's the subject,) who is trying to see Jesus. The verb "ἦν" (was) is in the third person singular and refers back to Zacchaeus as the subject of the sentence. Similarly, the phrase "καὶ οὐκ ἠδύνατο" (and he could not) also refers to Zacchaeus, because he's the subject, showing that he is the one who couldn’t see because of the crowd.

If we made Jesus the subject of the sentence, it would imply that Jesus was short, that Jesus couldn't see himself, and that Jesus was the one who climbed the tree in the following verse (where "ἀνέβη" or "he went up" refers to Zacchaeus). Since there is no subject change between these actions, it is clear that the pronoun "he" (or, ἦν) continues to refer to Zacchaeus throughout.

 

[ragemaxxed]

Jesus was most likely average looking for a carpenter at that time, in that part of the world. Nothing that is noteworthy about his height, face, build or any other physical characteristics. There would be more references to his looks had he been outside the norm rather than vague mistranslations or sporadic insults hurled at him

 

[Slap]

I heard that Jesus was tall (or average height) and lanky.

 

[itsallaboutpersonality]

He was the OG manletcet. Created an entire religion to cope jfl

 

[Zodiac]

He was the OG manletcet. Created an entire religion to cope jfl

Meanwhile Zeus was a terrachad

 

[Kevin Logan]

For he grew up before him like a young plant, and like a root out of dry ground; he had no form or majesty that we should look at him, and no beauty that we should desire him. - Book of Isaiah, Chapter 53, Verse 2

 

[Zodiac]

For he grew up before him like a young plant, and like a root out of dry ground; he had no form or majesty that we should look at him, and no beauty that we should desire him. - Book of Isaiah, Chapter 53, Verse 2

Brutal


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