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Ultra low calorie diet (I'm starting it on the 11th. I'll be on vacation.)

I'm allowed:
  • Low calorie popsicles
  • Mints
  • Konjac Noodles
  • Broth and stock
  • Fish
  • Vegetables
  • Fruit
  • Turkey
  • Beef
  • Chicken (not fried or processed)
  • Coffee
  • 35 calorie bread
  • Cheese (real stuff, not flavored)
  • Rice
  • Fat free dressing only
Rules:
  1. Eat no more than 2x a day
  2. Drink plenty of water
  3. Don't go over 1100 cal
  4. Measure and record everything
  5. Record calories and burn over the amount eaten at the gym
 
Good luck brah
 
I am so racist I really want to make jokes about blacks eating fried chicken and watermelon, even if they are obviously not funny.
 
I am so racist I really want to make jokes about blacks eating fried chicken and watermelon, even if they are obviously not funny.
Watermelon would be good though as filling foods

I guess he could try being only partially black as a way to slim down
 
I am so racist I really want to make jokes about blacks eating fried chicken and watermelon, even if they are obviously not funny.
I actually don't eat much fried chicken at all and I don't even care for watermelon. That was just something black sharecroppers were only able to farm back in the day after slavery ended.
 
I am so racist I really want to make jokes about blacks eating fried chicken and watermelon, even if they are obviously not funny.
"I'm not an SFcel. Don't call me things I'm not. Otherwise, I'll find you, and I will kill you. Yes, kill. With my own hands. Consider this your last warning."
 
I actually don't eat much fried chicken at all and I don't even care for watermelon. That was just something black sharecroppers were only able to farm back in the day after slavery ended.
Fried chicken is really tasty

Are you sure you're black?
 
"I'm not an SFcel. Don't call me things I'm not. Otherwise, I'll find you, and I will kill you. Yes, kill. With my own hands. Consider this your last warning."
What's that got to do with being an SFcel.
 
And what are nazi views?
Nationalism, collectivist traditionalism, often Nordic religiosity or even Christianity even if the Nazis themselves weren't really Christian, antisemitism, collective identity, etc.
 
Nationalism, collectivist traditionalism, often Nordic religiosity or even Christianity even if the Nazis themselves weren't really Christian, antisemitism, collective identity, etc.
Nigga is informed hella
 
Nigga is informed hella
It's called not being a retard and classifying any racism as Nazism. By your logic, 99.9% of the world population was Nazi before Nazism existed. Were the Founding Fathers of the U.S. also Nazis because they owned slaves?
 
It's called not being a retard and classifying any racism as Nazism. By your logic, 99.9% of the world population was Nazi before Nazism existed. Were the Founding Fathers of the U.S. also Nazis because they owned slaves?
Papa Joe Stalin
 
How is it a "joke" if it isn't funny? No offense bronem
First to determine whether it's funny you have to understand it, which you didn't until thirty seconds ago. Do you even understand it now? Explain it.
 
First to determine whether it's funny you have to understand it, which you didn't until thirty seconds ago. Do you even understand it now? Explain it.
I'm assuming it's "haha funny" because hitler avi and stalin username
 
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