Stop using toilet paper.

[Pi33baby]

I haven’t bought a roll of toilet paper in at least two years. 1. It’s ineffective 2. It’s expensive 3. it mentally and physically draining to wipe your butt. Instead I poop before my twice daily (one in the morning one at night) showers. I shit, flush, step in the shower, and let the water clean my butt and my hands. It’s simply more efficient and cheaper because I don’t waste water washing my hands and also showering. I just knock it both out in one fell swoop. Plus my toilet never clogs because I’m not flushing paper down it. Take the showerpill.

 

[Slap]

Oh my. My my my my.

 

[Pi33baby]

Oh my. My my my my.

Something wrong?

 

[Slap]

Something wrong?

Do you step on the areas on your bathtub that your poop water touched?

 

[Pi33baby]

Do you step on the areas on your bathtub that your poop water touched?

Don’t be daft. The water coming down from the shower washes away the poop particles.

 

[Slap]

Don’t be daft. The water coming down from the shower washes away the poop particles.

Ok.

 

[Starvemaxxer]

Reddit tier thread jfl

 

[Pi33baby]

Reddit tier thread jfl

And you have anorexia. What are you, a woman?

 

[Bojack]

Chad has his female toilet to clean his ass with her mouth

 

[Starvemaxxer]

And you have anorexia. What are you, a woman?

I wasnt diagnosed with it though

Also I wasnt insulting you but this thread reminded me of Reddit. I was just high on Desoxyn so I must have said it aggressively.

 

[Pi33baby]

Chad has his female toilet to clean his ass with her mouth

Even that is not as efficient though, because a tongue just isn’t going to clean as well as a consistent stream of water.

 

[Bojack]

Even that is not as efficient though, because a tongue just isn’t going to clean as well as a consistent stream of water.

You underestimate toilet foids

 

[Pi33baby]

You underestimate toilet foids

Jfl I guess I do. Btw did you go under a different name on LT v1? I don’t recognize your username

 

[Bojack]

Jfl I guess I do. Btw did you go under a different name on LT v1? I don’t recognize your username

Nah it’s the same tbh

 

[n9wiff]

I have a spray, or what most people would call a bidet

I like to think of it as a really strong water gun