Times my chink eyes have saved me

[Mulattocel]

1. When i was 1 i was sliding through the house and hit my head on this glass table 2. When my mother through a metal spoon at my face for not responding fast enough 3. When my friend swung this carboard box at me and the corner of it hit my eyelid

 

[Mulattocel]

@overeitherway @Nightmare @itsallaboutpersonality

 

[Nightmare]

You are half chink?
Anywyas your mother is a bitch for throwing spoon at you.

 

[Mulattocel]

You are half chink?
Anywyas your mother is a bitch for throwing spoon at you.

no im not half chink i just have narrow eyes

 

[Nightmare]

no im not half chink i just have narrow eyes

I see

 

[Mulattocel]

You are half chink?
Anywyas your mother is a bitch for throwing spoon at you.

and yeah i got lucky because it cut me right under my eyeball